柯林顿的笑话....
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柯林顿的笑话....话说柯林顿在选完美国总统后,在庆祝完所有的庆功宴后,就和第一夫人希拉蕊一起从白宫後门开车出去溜达溜达,放松心情!开到一半车快没油了,就到一个加油站加油。到了加油站後,为了怕别人认出是美国总统,所以柯林顿叫希拉蕊下去加油,自己留在车上!没想到--希拉蕊和加油站的老板有说有笑,而且非常开心,这时柯林顿不免心生醋味等到加完油,希拉蕊回到车上....「刚才和你有说有笑的那人是谁呀?.......
柯林顿的笑话....
理发
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理发在理发店,神父理完发交钱时,理发师说:“不收您的钱啦,我就当是为上帝服务了。”第二天早晨,理发师看见店门前多了一封感谢信和几本《圣经》。过了几天,一个警官理发后要交钱,理发师说:“不收您的钱啦,我就当是为我们社区服务了。”第二天早晨,理发师看见店门前又多了一封感谢信和一些《社区服务手册》。又过了几天,一国会议员来理发,交钱时,理发师对他说:“不收您的钱啦,我就当是为国家服务了。”第二天早晨.......
理发
总统的滋味
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三巨头
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三巨头据说上帝不满人间丑恶,决定毁灭地球。正式实施之前,召集叶利钦、克林顿和盖茨通知此事。叶利钦回到俄罗斯后在国家杜马发表讲话:“议员们,现在有一个坏消息和一个更坏的消息。坏消息是:我们原来的无神论是错误的,确实存在上帝;更坏的消息是三天后地球将完全毁灭。”克林顿回到美国后发表电视演说:“女士们先生们,现在有一个好消息和一个坏消息。好消息是的确有且只有一个上帝;坏消息是三天后地球将完全毁灭。”.......
三巨头
柯立芝
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柯立芝由于柯立芝总统的沉默寡言,许多人便总是以和他多说话为荣耀。在一次宴会上,坐在柯立芝身旁的一位夫人千方百计想使柯立芝和她多聊聊。她说:“柯立芝先生,我和别人打了个赌:我一定能从你口中引出三个以上的字眼来”“你输了!”柯立芝说道。一次,一位社交界的知名女士与总统挨肩而坐,她滔滔不绝地高谈阔论,但总统依然一言不发,她只得对总统说:“总统先生,您太沉默寡言了。今天,我一定得设法让您多说几句话,起.......
柯立芝
约翰·卡尔文·柯立芝
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约翰·卡尔文·柯立芝美国第13任总统约翰·卡尔文·柯立芝(1872一1933年)以少言寡语出名,常被人们称作“沉默的卡尔”。艾丽斯·罗斯福·朗沃思就曾说柯立芝“看上去像从盐水里的捞出来的。”柯立芝却说:“我认为美国人民希望有一头严肃的驴做总统,我只是顺应了民心而已。”.......
参议员
威廉·霍华顿·塔夫脱
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威廉·霍华顿·塔夫脱美国第27位总统威廉·霍华顿·塔夫脱(1857——1930年)曾经被困在一个乡村的火车站好长时间,因为搭不上火车而一筹莫展。一个很凑巧的机会,他听说如果有很多人想上车,快车也会在小站停。不久,列车调度员收到一份电报,说在克斯维尔有一大批人等着上车。当快车在克斯维尔停住时,塔夫脱孤身一人上了车。并向迷惑不解的列车员解释说:“可以开车了,我就是那一大批人。”.......
吝啬
文科班晚自习时间。
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文科班晚自习时间。L君在与一大堆政治考卷“艰苦奋斗”了一阵后,搓搓手,稍作休整。左邻关切地问:“还有几张?”L君:“九张,九张啊!”右舍得意地前来指导:“不知道了吧。屈原的作品除了《九章》外,还有《九歌》、《天问》、《离骚》……”L君:“我说的是九张政治。”前排马上回头纠正:“错误。没有《九章政治》,是《九章算术》。”L君:“……”.......
领导讲话
—语双关
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—语双关杰拉尔德R福特(1913年出生)是美国第38任总统,他说话喜欢用双关语。有一次,他回答记者提问时说:“我是一辆福待,不是林肯。众所周知,林肯既是美国很伟大的总统,又是一种最高级的名牌小汽车;福特则是当时普通、廉价而大众化的汽车。福特说这句话,一是表示谦虚,一是为了标榜自己是大众喜欢的总统。
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- [ LANG ] /var/www/html/xiaohua/thinkphp/lang/zh-cn.php
- [ ROUTE ] array (
'type' => 'module',
'module' =>
array (
0 => 'frontend',
1 => 'xiaohua',
2 => 'lists',
),
)
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'connection' => 'keep-alive',
'cache-control' => 'max-age=259200',
'x-forwarded-for' => '10.2.72.217',
'via' => '1.1 squid-proxy-5b5d847c96-xsh6r (squid/6.10)',
'host' => 'www.abkabk.com',
'accept-encoding' => 'gzip, br, zstd, deflate',
'user-agent' => 'Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)',
'accept' => '*/*',
'content-length' => '',
'content-type' => '',
)
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'page' => '1',
'typeurlname' => 'zhengzhi',
)
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0 => 'seo_title',
1 => 'web_site_title',
2 => 'seo_keywords',
3 => 'seo_description',
4 => 'web_site_url',
5 => 'seo_url',
6 => 'list',
7 => 'page',
8 => 'type_list',
9 => 'right_one_title',
10 => 'right_one_item',
11 => 'right_two_title',
12 => 'right_two_item',
13 => 'right_thired_title',
14 => 'right_thired_item',
15 => 'right_fourth_title',
16 => 'right_fourth_item',
) ]
- [ RUN ] app\frontend\controller\CommonData->navList[ /var/www/html/xiaohua/application/frontend/controller/CommonData.php ]
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- [ RUN ] app\frontend\controller\CommonData->linkList[ /var/www/html/xiaohua/application/frontend/controller/CommonData.php ]
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