恶霸--天天笑话集

黑色避孕套在一个阴雨棉棉的下午，小叶穿着黑色西装面带忧愁，缓缓的进入一家西药房，药房老板见了他便亲切的问∶「先生您看来气色不佳，是否哪里不舒服？需要什麽药吗？」小叶淡淡的一句：「请给我一盒全黑色的避孕套９药房老板满脸疑惑的去翻遍了整个药房都找不到黑色的避孕套，只好无奈的对小叶说：「抱歉，我们店里没有黑色的避孕套，但有其他样式丰富的避孕套，您何不试试，难道一定要黑色的？」小叶无奈的叹了一口气说：....... 黑色避孕套

公牛和母牛有一天，县领导下乡检查各种来到山坡下。这时山坡上有两条牛在吃草一条公的一条母的，公牛就对母牛说：“我要去躲躲！”母牛问：“为什么？：”公牛答：“你知道吗？县里的领导都爱吃牛鞭，等会见了我把我的鞭吃了，那我怎么办？”母牛说：“那好，你快去躲起来！”公牛刚刚躲了没多大会儿，只见母牛也气喘吁吁的跑来了。于是就问母牛：“你跑来干什么？你又没有牛鞭！”母牛说：“你不知道呀，县里来领导了，乡里的....... 公牛和母牛

厕所偶遇钱某，一日在酒场上不胜酒力，迷迷糊糊中误入女厕，在隔间呕吐，此时一女士入厕小解，钱闻其小便声误以为有人在倒啤酒，怒道：“我早就说过不喝了，谁又在倒？”女士闻言吓了一跳，遂憋住小便，欲待钱走了以后再解，未曾想竟憋出一个屁来，钱先生闻之大怒，用手重重拍着隔板，大声斥责道：“我说过不喝了不喝了，谁又启了一瓶？谁启谁喝！”....... 以翅代腿

鲸鱼达玛带着儿子来到动物园,他们站在水池边.看见了吗库尔特,这是鲸鱼.请原谅太太,这是鳄鱼.丫在他们身旁的工作人员更正说.不对这就是鲸鱼正这时,那水中的动物爬到了岸上.呶!这您该怎么解释呢?工作人员更正说有些得意了,要知道鲸鱼从来就不会爬上岸的.吸说!你没看见它现在明明已经爬在岸上了吗?....... 左右为难

恩爱夫妻从前，有个国王，占领了一座城池。进城之前，他发出一条命令：城中妇女皆可免于一死，明天天亮以前，可以携带自己最值钱的东西离开城池，国王保证她们的安全。第二天天一亮，只见全城妇女人人背上都背着一个沉重的包袱，一个个累得满头大汗，上气不接下气地走出城门。原来，她们身上背的，都是自己的丈夫。

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