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和尚与道士和尚，道士均与一妇人有染后妇人产下一子。二人都不敢肯定自己是父亲。倒是这孩子长大以后逢人便说和尚是自己的父亲。道士听到后很是生气，问到：“你怎么肯定和尚是你爹？”孩子理直气壮的说：“我在我娘肚子里的时候，经常见到光头的来串门，所以和尚肯定是我爹！”.......
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如此报复
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谁最合适
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妇人之见
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妇人之见一位画家举办个人画展。一位贵妇人来到展室，站在一幅画前面端详了许久，说：“我要是能认识这幅画的作者，那该多好啊！”站在一旁的画家走过来说：“夫人，我就是。”贵妇人说：“这幅画画得大妙了！你能不能告诉我，画里这位小姐做裙子的裁缝是谁？”
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请求信息 : 2025-09-16 15:30:41 HTTP/1.1 GET : www.abkabk.com/xiaohua/tag_furenthewoman-1.html
运行时间 : 0.136707s [ 吞吐率：7.31req/s ] 内存消耗：733.48kb 文件加载：71
查询信息 : 8 queries 0 writes
缓存信息 : 108 reads,0 writes
配置加载 : 67
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[ CACHE ] INIT File
[ DB ] INIT sqlite
[ BEHAVIOR ] Run \app\common\behavior\InitHookBehavior @app_init [ RunTime:0.001398s ]
[ LANG ] /var/www/html/xiaohua/thinkphp/lang/zh-cn.php
[ ROUTE ] array ( 'type' => 'module', 'module' => array ( 0 => 'frontend', 1 => 'xiaohua', 2 => 'tags', ), )
[ HEADER ] array ( 'connection' => 'keep-alive', 'cache-control' => 'max-age=259200', 'x-forwarded-for' => '10.2.135.87', 'via' => '1.1 squid-proxy-5b5d847c96-t8q7n (squid/6.10)', 'host' => 'www.abkabk.com', 'accept-encoding' => 'gzip, br, zstd, deflate', 'cookie' => 'return_url=%2Fxiaohua%2Ftag_yinjian-1.html', 'user-agent' => 'Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)', 'accept' => '*/*', 'content-length' => '', 'content-type' => '', )
[ PARAM ] array ( 'tagurlname' => 'furenthewoman', 'page' => '1', )
[ RUN ] app\frontend\controller\Xiaohua->tags[ /var/www/html/xiaohua/application/frontend/controller/Xiaohua.php ]
[ DB ] INIT sqlite
[ VIEW ] /var/www/html/xiaohua/themes/pc_default/xiaohua/tags.html [ array ( 0 => 'seo_title', 1 => 'web_site_title', 2 => 'seo_keywords', 3 => 'seo_description', 4 => 'web_site_url', 5 => 'seo_url', 6 => 'list', 7 => 'page', 8 => 'type_list', 9 => 'right_one_title', 10 => 'right_one_item', 11 => 'right_two_title', 12 => 'right_two_item', 13 => 'right_thired_title', 14 => 'right_thired_item', 15 => 'right_fourth_title', 16 => 'right_fourth_item', ) ]
[ RUN ] app\frontend\controller\CommonData->navList[ /var/www/html/xiaohua/application/frontend/controller/CommonData.php ]
[ DB ] INIT sqlite
[ RUN ] app\frontend\controller\CommonData->linkList[ /var/www/html/xiaohua/application/frontend/controller/CommonData.php ]
[ DB ] INIT sqlite
[ DB ] CONNECT:[ UseTime:0.000106s ] sqlite:../application/db/#cms.x.php
[ SQL ] PRAGMA table_info( cms_sys_plugins ) [ RunTime:0.000856s ]
[ SQL ] SELECT name,hooks FROM cms_sys_plugins WHERE ( status=1 ) [ RunTime:0.000039s ]
[ DB ] CONNECT:[ UseTime:0.000084s ] sqlite:../application/db/#cms.x.php
[ SQL ] PRAGMA table_info( cms_Xiaohua_tags ) [ RunTime:0.000558s ]
[ SQL ] SELECT tag FROM cms_Xiaohua_tags WHERE tagurlname = 'furenthewoman' LIMIT 1 [ RunTime:0.006455s ]
[ SQL ] PRAGMA table_info( cms_xiaohua_content ) [ RunTime:0.000050s ]
[ SQL ] SELECT COUNT(*) AS tp_count FROM cms_xiaohua_content WHERE tags LIKE '%furenthewoman%' LIMIT 1 [ RunTime:0.034199s ]
[ SQL ] SELECT * FROM cms_xiaohua_content WHERE tags LIKE '%furenthewoman%' ORDER BY hits DESC LIMIT 12 OFFSET 0 [ RunTime:0.034956s ]
[ SQL ] SELECT * FROM cms_xiaohua_content ORDER BY hits DESC LIMIT 20 [ RunTime:0.037742s ]
[ SQL ] PRAGMA table_info( cms_xiaohua_good ) [ RunTime:0.000067s ]
[ SQL ] SELECT * FROM cms_xiaohua_good ORDER BY hits DESC LIMIT 10 [ RunTime:0.002769s ]
[ DB ] CONNECT:[ UseTime:0.000092s ] sqlite:../application/db/#cms.x.php
[ SQL ] PRAGMA table_info( cms_channel ) [ RunTime:0.000448s ]
[ SQL ] SELECT * FROM cms_channel WHERE status = 1 ORDER BY sort DESC,id DESC [ RunTime:0.000055s ]
[ DB ] CONNECT:[ UseTime:0.000075s ] sqlite:../application/db/#cms.x.php
[ SQL ] PRAGMA table_info( cms_friendlink ) [ RunTime:0.000445s ]
[ SQL ] SELECT * FROM cms_friendlink WHERE is_check = 1 AND status = 1 ORDER BY sort DESC,id DESC [ RunTime:0.000073s ]
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