那么--天天笑话集

三巨头据说上帝不满人间丑恶，决定毁灭地球。正式实施之前，召集叶利钦、克林顿和盖茨通知此事。叶利钦回到俄罗斯后在国家杜马发表讲话：“议员们，现在有一个坏消息和一个更坏的消息。坏消息是：我们原来的无神论是错误的，确实存在上帝；更坏的消息是三天后地球将完全毁灭。”克林顿回到美国后发表电视演说：“女士们先生们，现在有一个好消息和一个坏消息。好消息是的确有且只有一个上帝；坏消息是三天后地球将完全毁灭。”....... 三巨头

旱鸭子专用暴发户邀集了许多朋友去参观他的三个游泳池。大家都大愕不解，问他为什么需要三个。他说：“第一个和一般游泳池一样，装的冷水，用途也和一般一样。第二个则是装热水，天气冷时使用。第三个则不装水。”“那不装水成什么游泳池？”“我有一些朋友是旱鸭子，他们不宜用冷、热水游泳池，所以特地为他们建造了这个。”....... 漂亮的女秘书

笑话一则........老王是XX医院的一位清洁工.虽然他的地位不高,但全院上下的女性都对他尊敬万分;原因无它,正因老王的H能力奇高,医院中的女性(包括病人)大多和他有一腿.....好景不长,有一天老王突然得了急病,遽然去逝.医院上下的女性如丧考妣,连曾来看病的人多有回来追悼的.经过数日,众人决定择一吉日出殡...........话说医院中有一医师名讳陈.从早时起他对老王的H能力就耳有所闻.经....... 笑话一则........

笑话一则～阿美想要租屋,四处寻找房子,终於看到『有屋出租』的招贴。她按址前往,当她正想按门铃时,刚好有一男士也想来租房子。房东太太开门,看见他们两人,便说:『对不起,我们不租给夫妻。』阿美连忙辩解道:『太太,你误会了,我们并没有结婚!』房东太太以鄙夷的囗吻说:『哼!不要脸,我们也不租给同居的。』

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