那么--天天笑话集

吞剑有一位嫖客在和妓女交易完後,一直称赞这位妓女的技术实在太好了,在那里学来的?妓女说:只要客人高兴就好,这些都是我以前在马戏团学来的!嫖客????问:马戏团能够学到这种技术,请问你是表演什麽?

妓女说: “吞剑”

吞剑，是一项危险的特技表演，也是一种行为艺术。表演者会把剑插入口中，剑尖经过食道到达胃部位置。其实他们并非真的把剑吞下，在表演....... 吞剑

fucknewwife有一天在上英语课。老师叫小黄起来：“新年快乐怎么说？”HAPPYNEWYEAR！”“恩！VeryGood！那新婚快乐怎么说？”只见小黄抓了抓头沉默了一会儿满脸通红的说：“Iwishyoufucknewwifeveryhappy！”....... 那为什么

....... 吝啬大师

....... 打歪了

....... 谈鸡

醮酒有性吝者，父子在途，每日沽酒一文，虑其易竭，乃约用箸头醮尝之。其子连醮二次，父责之曰：“如何吃这般急酒！”....... 醮酒

转弯抹角某君从不喜欢外人知道他妻子的年龄。有一天，当他走进一家贺卡专卖店的时候，他问店员：“你们有没有结婚情人圣诞新年生日纪念卡出售？”“我们这儿有生日卡、结婚卡、情人卡、圣诞卡、贺年卡，但没有你要的那种什么……”某君连忙解释：“是这样的，下星期二是我太太结婚十周年后第八个情人节后的第二个圣诞节后的第四个新年后的第二十一个生日。”....... 出辔头

....... 哲学有用

水手话说有一个水手，在海上待了好几个月，刚上岸。忙赶到一家色情小旅馆。他告诉门房想找个姑娘操，但兜里没什么钱。门房说操姑娘要40块。看性表演(humorSHOW)则收20块。可这哥们儿在船上赌光了钱，就剩下5块钱，”求求您了，兄弟。俺在海上，几个月没放了。想个办法，帮帮忙吧！PLEASE“水手央求不停。门房想了想，收下钱，把水手引到楼上一间屋子里，离去了。进到房里，水手环顾四周，除了地上一只公....... 水手

三胞胎巴来克先生家的花猫生了5只小猫。由于家里小猫已经太多，父亲巴来克只好淹死了3只，不巧被5岁的贝比切克看见了，没过多久，贝比切克的母亲一胎生了3个孩子，父亲叫贝比切克来看看他的弟妹，他看了一会儿，若有所思地问道：“爸爸，3个娃娃都好看，你打算淹死哪一个。”

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