那么--天天笑话集

....... 床榻

....... 网络三句半

忠兄奸弟文天祥为宋朝殉节，他的弟弟文溪却投降了元朝。当时有人写诗道：“江南见说好溪山，兄也难时弟也难；可惜梅花心各异，南枝向暖北枝寒。”....... 忠兄奸弟

....... 招聘女秘书

世界杯一天，中国人、韩国人和日本人一起去见上帝。韩国人问上帝：“我们什么时候可以拿世界杯呢？”上帝想了想说：“50年吧。”韩国人哭了：“我看不到这一天了！”日本人又问上帝：“那我们日本人什么时候可以拿世界杯呢？”上帝又想了一会，说：“100年吧！”日本人也哭了：“我孙子都看不到这一天！”中国人于是问上帝：“那中国人什么时候可以拿世界杯呢？”上帝想了许久，最后哭着说：“我看不到这一天了！”世界杯

....... 印度神油

....... 三国屁

....... 三十而立

....... 礼尚往来

....... 关于婚外恋

....... 男人有三宝

乞丐路边站著一戴著墨镜的乞丐:"老太太,行行好,我眼睛什么也看不见.""你眼睛看不见,又不怎么会知道我是老太太?""Oh,对不起,我只是替我瞎子的朋友换个班而已.""你朋友呢?"老太太好奇的问."他去看电影了."

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