咿呀--天天笑话集

旱鸭子专用暴发户邀集了许多朋友去参观他的三个游泳池。大家都大愕不解，问他为什么需要三个。他说：“第一个和一般游泳池一样，装的冷水，用途也和一般一样。第二个则是装热水，天气冷时使用。第三个则不装水。”“那不装水成什么游泳池？”“我有一些朋友是旱鸭子，他们不宜用冷、热水游泳池，所以特地为他们建造了这个。”....... 中国特色

寡妇上面没人有一人在官场混了三十多年，却一无所成，一日和一寡妇朋友说起自己，十分伤感。妇就安慰他说“你这种情况和我晚上睡觉一样，都是上面没人啊！”....... 寡妇上面没人

国际倒爷？某日，昏昏欲睡于自习室，忽然，耳边飘来后面两位男士的切切私语：甲曰：“那笔汽车卖得如何？”已对曰：“差不多了。”已问：“飞机的销路如何？”甲曰：“卖的很快。”顿时，我的睡意全消，忍不住回头瞟了二人一眼，二人聊性正浓，这时，甲不无遗憾的说道：只可惜十来张刘德华全砸手里了…。恍然顿悟。

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