恶意--天天笑话集

两条腿“爸爸，我想今晚用一下您的汽车，可以吗？”“那你两条腿干什么呢？”父亲显出莫名其妙的神情。“一条踩油门，另一条踩刹车。”儿子赶忙回答。....... 两条腿

荒野曝尸有具尸体，在路旁遭受风吹雨淋，一个路人心生怜悯，就将它埋了。到了晚上，突然有人敲门，他应声问道：「谁呀？」「是妃。」门外的人回答。「什麽妃？」路一不解的问。「我是杨贵妃，自从马嵬坡遇难後，遗骨被拒抛弃路旁；今日幸遇恩公替我收埋，为表谢意，等来献身。」杨贵妃遂进门和他一阵巫山云雨。隔壁男子知道此事後，羡慕之至，也出外寻找野尸；果然被他找到一具白骨野尸，就和那人一样，把它埋了。晚上一到，果....... 荒野曝尸

胸罩-罩杯的分级话说女生的內衣size是以罩杯来论大小，你知道內衣罩杯A、B、C的真正意义吗？A－Airport飞机场(这不用解释应该能懂吧!)B－Barelythere几乎不在那里(但可以看得到，勉強可以哺乳吧)C－Cando可以"用"D－Damngood真他妈的好E－Ecstasy令人销魂F－Fake假的还有~~~~~~~~~~G-God天啊H-Horrible太可怕了I-Ican"tbe....... 胸罩-罩杯的分级

银河飞龙轶事(剧本)：“鹰眼，你有没有找到博格人的任何弱点？还有，百科，你是否已接上对方的指挥通道？”：“有的，舰长。事实上，我们是在有关二十世纪末电脑科技的档案中找到的。”：“‘微软’是个什麽玩意儿？”：“让我来解释。我们要把这个叫做‘Windows’的程式送入博格人的命令通道中。只要它进入了他们的底层命令单元，它就会不停地消耗系统资源。”：“但博格人具有适应性。他们不是可以修改他们的操作系....... 银河飞龙轶事(剧本)

耶稣耶稣被钉在十字架上的时候，突然大喊：「彼得，彼得，快来！」彼得听见了，立刻不顾一切地往山顶上冲。由於观看的人很多，彼得必须推开拥挤的人群和武装的罗马士兵。好不容易．．．他终於到了耶稣脚下。「我的主呀，什麽事？」「彼得，从我这儿可以看见你家！！」....... 食谱

....... 童趣

....... 中国特色

A：......B：......A：聊的真愉快.....B：是ㄚ....A：对了,你都是在哪里连上网路的呀？B：我在家里呀！！A：oh...？家里也可以连？？B：我用modem呀！A：oh.....modem牌电脑可以上网路呀？？B：.........A：怎么没反应？？B：sorry....我刚刚在地上打滚.....

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