恶意--天天笑话集

神父的教导弗兰克在向神父忏悔之前，偷走了神父的钱包。现在他决心忏悔这件事：“我偷了一只钱包，我一直很内疚。我可以把钱包交给你吗？”神父说：“不行！我不要这钱包。你应该把它还给失主。”弗兰克说：“我想还给他，但他坚决不要。”神父说：“那你就不用感到惭愧了，收下它吧！”....... 日月潭惊魂记

....... 工交车上的故事

....... 电脑化

....... 别扔瓶子

....... 测风向

1、你最佩服你老公什么? 神回复:太能捉迷藏了,现在还没出现···

2、问:你都吃了什么?能放出这么臭的屁!

3、娱乐小笑话，各种搞笑段子，看完每天幽默一下！

4、娱乐可以用来解除疲劳的一种特殊的沮丧。

....... 小手

....... 牧师

停电在前几天全台大停电需轮流停电，正当要停电的时候，女儿高兴的拿着蜡烛在客厅，母亲问干嘛那麽高兴？女儿兴奋的说：等一下可以点蜡烛看电视啊！....... 停电

问路走路人问一个小女孩道：“小妹妹，请问，这两条路，通什么地方？”小女孩道：“东边的一条，可以通我的家；西边的一条，不通我的家。”....... 问路

座位一个没有舞伴的小姐，坐在挤满了人的舞厅里的座位上，看到一个清秀的小伙子向她靠近，心中暗喜。“你要跳舞吗？”小伙子文雅地问她。“是的。”她低声回答。“好，那我可以坐你的座位吗？”

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